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Vital Signs · Medicine & anatomy

Vital Signs is for pre-meds, nursing students and anyone finishing a shift that started yesterday. Hearts, lungs, neurons, kidneys and the odd syringe, drawn with textbook accuracy and a bedside sense of humor. Sterile not required.

24 designs · shown on Steel Bottle

NO ACUTEFINDINGSTHE NICEST THING RADIOLOGY SAYSUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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No Acute Findings

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ALL OR NONETHRESHOLD: -55 MV. MINE: COFFEEUVPRINTS.USnew
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All or None

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3 LOBES RIGHT2 LOBES LEFTTHE HEART CALLED DIBS ON THE RESTUVPRINTS.USnew
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Three Lobes Right

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JUST ASMALL PINCHSI UNIT OF UNDERSTATEMENTUVPRINTS.USnew
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Just a Small Pinch

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NORMAL S1 S2ABNORMAL SLEEP SCHEDULEUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Normal S1 S2

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WISDOMPENDINGTHIRD MOLARS: ETA 17 TO 25UVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Wisdom Pending

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ENTERINGCRYPTOBIOSISREHYDRATE ME WHEN FINALS ARE OVERUVPRINTS.USnew
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Entering Cryptobiosis

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O2NO NUCLEUSNO PROBLEM120 DAYS, ZERO OVERTHINKINGUVPRINTS.USnew
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No Nucleus, No Problem

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27 BONESALL APPROVE8 CARPALS, 5 METACARPALS, 14 MOREUVPRINTS.USnew
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Twenty-Seven Bones

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NOT WHATI PLATEDCONTAMINATION IS A RESULT TOOUVPRINTS.US
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Not What I Plated

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FOUR CHAMBERSZERO CHILLSINUS TACHYCARDIA: EXAM EDITIONUVPRINTS.USnew
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Four Chambers, Zero Chill

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AFEBRILEALLEGEDLYTHERMOMETER DECLINED TO COMMENTUVPRINTS.US
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Afebrile, Allegedly

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FIRST PASSEFFECTSTUDIED 100%. BIOAVAILABLE: 12%UVPRINTS.US
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First Pass Effect

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NEVERMETAMORPHOSEDNEOTENY: ADULTING IS OPTIONALUVPRINTS.US
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Never Metamorphosed

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180 LITERSA DAYREABSORBS 99%, STILL THIRSTYUVPRINTS.US
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180 Liters a Day

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NOTTECHNICALLYALIVESTILL SHOWING UP TO 8AM LABUVPRINTS.US
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Not Technically Alive

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EVERYONE HAS ABLIND SPOTMINE IS THE OPTIC DISC. AND RENALUVPRINTS.US
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Blind Spot

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AIRWAYBREATHINGCAFFEINEC IS FOR CIRCULATION. THEN COFFEEUVPRINTS.US
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Airway, Breathing, Caffeine

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MOSTLYMYCELIUMTHIS IS JUST THE FRUITING BODYUVPRINTS.US
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Mostly Mycelium

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PRIMARYINTENTIONCLEAN EDGES, CLOSED FAST, NO DRAMAUVPRINTS.US
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Primary Intention

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O27 MICRONSOF HUSTLEBENDS TO FIT A 5 MICRON CAPILLARYUVPRINTS.US
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Seven Microns of Hustle

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STREAK FORISOLATIONQUADRANT FOUR IS MY PERSONAL SPACEUVPRINTS.US
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Streak for Isolation

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BEANCOUNTERRECONCILES WATER, SALT AND ACIDUVPRINTS.US
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Bean Counter

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TIDALVOLUMEABOUT 500 ML OF SIGHING PER BREATHUVPRINTS.US
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Tidal Volume

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