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Lab Grade

Molecules, equations and lab humor for people who actually did the reading.

24 designs · shown on Deskmat XL

LAB APPROVEDRESULTS NOT GUARANTEEDUVPRINTS.USnew
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Lab Approved Stamp

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VARSITY THUMBSμLPIPETTE CORPSUVPRINTS.USTexturednew
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Pipette Corps Crest

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Peer Reviewed Stamp

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THESIS DEFENDEDMINOR REVISIONS. ALLEGEDLY.UVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Thesis Defended Stamp

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SPECIMEN 001SURVIVES EVERYTHING. EVEN FINALS.UVPRINTS.USTexturednew
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Specimen Label: Tardigrade

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SURVIVED QUANTUMPROBABLY. DON'T MEASURE.?UVPRINTS.USTextured
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Survived Quantum Seal

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SURVIVED ORGOWITH PARTIAL CREDITUVPRINTS.USTextured
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Survived Orgo Seal

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SAMPLE: SLEEPzzTRACE AMOUNTS. BELOW DETECTION.UVPRINTS.USnew
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Specimen Label: Sleep

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INDESTRUCTIBLECERTIFIED BY TARDIGRADEUVPRINTS.US
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Indestructible Stamp

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FUME HOODSASH DOWN, SPIRITS UPUVPRINTS.USTextured
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Fume Hood Club Patch

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OVERALL, IT ONLY GOES UPDEPT OF ENTROPYUVPRINTS.US
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Department of Entropy Crest

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LAUNCH READYPENDING TWELVE MORE CHECKSUVPRINTS.US
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Launch Ready Stamp

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SAFETY INSPECTEDGOGGLES ON. YES, YOU TOO.UVPRINTS.USTextured
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Safety Inspected Stamp

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CAFFEINE GRADE AINSPECTED DAILYUVPRINTS.US
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Caffeine Grade A Stamp

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MOTIVATIONCONTENTS: 4%. HANDLE WITH CARE.UVPRINTS.US
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Specimen Label: Motivation

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COLD JOINTS FEAR USSOLDER SQUADUVPRINTS.US
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Solder Squad Crest

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TREND LINEN = 4. MORE DATA NEEDED.UVPRINTS.US
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Trend Line Patch

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MADE OF ATOMSLIKE EVERYTHING ELSEUVPRINTS.US
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Made of Everything Stamp

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THERMOSURVIVED. EFFICIENCY: UNDER 100%.UVPRINTS.US
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Thermo Pennant

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CALIBRATEDREADS OL. SAME, HONESTLY.OLUVPRINTS.US
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Calibrated Stamp

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SURVIVED STATSGRADED ON THIS VERY CURVEUVPRINTS.USTextured
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Survived Stats Seal

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GERM RANCHFREE RANGE. DO NOT OPEN.UVPRINTS.USTextured
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Germ Ranch Patch

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FREE TIMETHEORETICAL. NEVER OBSERVED.UVPRINTS.US
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Specimen Label: Free Time

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INERTIAAT REST. INTENDS TO STAY AT REST.UVPRINTS.US
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Inertia Pennant

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