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Molecules, equations and lab humor for people who actually did the reading.

97 designs, page 1 of 5 · shown on Die-cut Sticker (3-pack)

COFFEE IN SCIENCE OUTINPUT → OUTPUTUVPRINTS.USnew
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Coffee In, Science Out

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IT'S FINEPROBABLYUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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It's Fine

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29CuLOW RESISTIVITYHIGH RESISTANCE TO 8AM LECTURESUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Low Resistivity

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BIG BRAINENERGY · BATTERY LOWUVPRINTS.US
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Big Brain

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YIELD: 112%IT'S STILL WET, ISN'T ITUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Yield: 112%

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IT WORKED AT 3AMNO IDEA WHY. DO NOT TOUCH ITUVPRINTS.USnew
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It Worked at 3am

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FACTOR OF SAFETYAPPLIED TO EVERYTHING BUT SLEEPUVPRINTS.US
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Factor of Safety

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ALL OR NONETHRESHOLD: -55 MV. MINE: COFFEEUVPRINTS.USnew
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All or None

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HAVE YOU TRIEDDEGAUSSINGONE LOUD THUNK AND I'M FINEUVPRINTS.USnew
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Have You Tried Degaussing

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ONE-SIDED ARGUMENTONE SIDE, ONE EDGE, NO FLIP SIDEUVPRINTS.US
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One-Sided Argument

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RATED FOR 90 SOLSSTILL ROVING. WARRANTY LONG GONEUVPRINTS.USnew
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Rated for 90 Sols

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FAILED AT LAYER 212OF 213. THE PRINTER KNEW.UVPRINTS.USnew
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Failed at Layer 212

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3 LOBES RIGHT2 LOBES LEFTTHE HEART CALLED DIBS ON THE RESTUVPRINTS.USnew
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Three Lobes Right

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IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCEOH WAIT. IT IS.UVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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It's Not Rocket Science

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MOMENTUM CONSERVEDMOTIVATION: NOT SO MUCHUVPRINTS.USnew
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Momentum Conserved

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NEED MORE DELTA-VAND ALSO MORE SLEEPUVPRINTS.USnew
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Need More Delta-V

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NEVER TRUST AN ATOMTHEY MAKE UP EVERYTHINGUVPRINTS.USnew
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Never Trust an Atom

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GOGGLES ONFOREHEAD DOES NOT COUNTUVPRINTS.US
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Goggles On

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LEFT AS AN EXERCISETHE PROOF IS TRIVIAL. TO SOMEONEUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Left as an Exercise

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NORMAL S1 S2ABNORMAL SLEEP SCHEDULEUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Normal S1 S2

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INSERT COIN TO CONTINUEOUT OF CREDITS. BOTH KINDS.UVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Insert Coin to Continue

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TRANSCENDENTAL DESSERTROOT OF NO RATIONAL POLYNOMIALUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Transcendental Dessert

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CONSTANT FREE FALLNOT ZERO G. JUST MISSING EARTHUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Constant Free Fall

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STRUCTURAL HOT GLUEFACTOR OF SAFETY: VIBESUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Structural Hot Glue

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