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Lab Grade

Molecules, equations and lab humor for people who actually did the reading.

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COFFEE INSCIENCE OUTINPUT → OUTPUTUVPRINTS.USnew
Lab Grade· Bottle

Coffee In, Science Out

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IT'S FINEPROBABLYUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
Lab Grade· Stickers

It's Fine

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29CuLOW RESISTIVITYHIGH RESISTANCE TO 8AM LECTURESUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Low Resistivity

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BIG BRAINENERGY · BATTERY LOWUVPRINTS.US
Lab Grade· Case

Big Brain

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YIELD: 112%IT'S STILL WET, ISN'T ITUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
Lab Grade· Notebook

Yield: 112%

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IT WORKEDAT 3AMNO IDEA WHY. DO NOT TOUCH ITUVPRINTS.USnew
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It Worked at 3am

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FACTOR OF SAFETYAPPLIED TO EVERYTHING BUT SLEEPUVPRINTS.US
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Factor of Safety

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ALL OR NONETHRESHOLD: -55 MV. MINE: COFFEEUVPRINTS.USnew
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All or None

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HAVE YOU TRIEDDEGAUSSINGONE LOUD THUNK AND I'M FINEUVPRINTS.USnew
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Have You Tried Degaussing

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ONE-SIDED ARGUMENTONE SIDE, ONE EDGE, NO FLIP SIDEUVPRINTS.US
Lab Grade· Notebook

One-Sided Argument

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RATED FOR 90 SOLSSTILL ROVING. WARRANTY LONG GONEUVPRINTS.USnew
Lab Grade· Stickers

Rated for 90 Sols

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FAILED ATLAYER 212OF 213. THE PRINTER KNEW.UVPRINTS.USnew
Lab Grade· Deskmat

Failed at Layer 212

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3 LOBES RIGHT2 LOBES LEFTTHE HEART CALLED DIBS ON THE RESTUVPRINTS.USnew
Lab Grade· Notebook

Three Lobes Right

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IT'S NOTROCKET SCIENCEOH WAIT. IT IS.UVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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It's Not Rocket Science

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MOMENTUMCONSERVEDMOTIVATION: NOT SO MUCHUVPRINTS.USnew
Lab Grade· Deskmat

Momentum Conserved

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NEED MOREDELTA-VAND ALSO MORE SLEEPUVPRINTS.USnew
Lab Grade· Deskmat

Need More Delta-V

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NEVER TRUSTAN ATOMTHEY MAKE UP EVERYTHINGUVPRINTS.USnew
Lab Grade· Case

Never Trust an Atom

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GOGGLESONFOREHEAD DOES NOT COUNTUVPRINTS.US
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Goggles On

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LEFT AS AN EXERCISETHE PROOF IS TRIVIAL. TO SOMEONEUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
Lab Grade· Notebook

Left as an Exercise

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NORMAL S1 S2ABNORMAL SLEEP SCHEDULEUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
Lab Grade· Keychain

Normal S1 S2

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INSERT COINTO CONTINUEOUT OF CREDITS. BOTH KINDS.UVPRINTS.USstaff pick
Lab Grade· Deskmat

Insert Coin to Continue

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TRANSCENDENTAL DESSERTROOT OF NO RATIONAL POLYNOMIALUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Transcendental Dessert

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CONSTANTFREE FALLNOT ZERO G. JUST MISSING EARTHUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Constant Free Fall

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STRUCTURAL HOT GLUEFACTOR OF SAFETY: VIBESUVPRINTS.USstaff pick
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Structural Hot Glue

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